Don't do crack

Recently our bus service has decided that drivers can refuse to allow people on the bus if they’re sagging. It’s interesting the mixed reaction they got for this policy. Some people think it’s a good thing, because they are tired of seeing people’s underwear (or worse). Others (mostly the saggers) think it’s a big deal about nothing. Recently, a pro athlete in our area even got into trouble with the police because he was sagging to the point that his crack was showing at an upscale mall.

I don’t really like sagging; I think it looks silly for a lot of reasons. Like:

The people that go around holding their crotch to keep their pants on. Sorry, but you look like a three year old who needs to make wee-wee.

The guys waddling down the street with the crotch of their pants at the knees. If they needed to get somewhere in a hurry, they’d have a problem. On the other hand, they could win a Darwin Award if they get caught in a burning building dressed like that.

What’s the point of layering three different bottoms (boxers/underwear, basketball shorts, then pants)? You’re so bottom heavy you look like it’s time for a changing.

There are fat guys out there that need those pants. STOP BUYING THEIR CLOTHES. It forces them into smaller, less appropriate options.

On the other hand, if they’re going to pick on the guys for showing crack/underwear, they need to give equal time to these little hoochies that have their thong sticking out over their low-rise jeans or their butt cheeks hanging out of their (size 16) Daisy Dukes. No one wants to see that trash!

And finally, what’s up with waitstaff suddenly sticking the check folder into the back of their pants? If it was tucked into their back pocket or held on by their apron string, I wouldn’t have such a problem, but it’s actually IN their pants. Which means there is a good chance that when they pull it out, it has their butt sweat on it. That’s just unsanitary. This is why I’m addicted to anti-bac (and restaurants that have pockets in the aprons of their wait staff).